i couldn't figure out how to delete a blogring, happy birthday ritchie!

DANG! ROAR FUMING ANGER BECAUSE! ROAR don't you guys really not like it when something you don't like happens and when you know its your fault! ROAR on the bright side.

its not that important. i submited a joke to readers digest which is awesome!

herm. seems as the nurses need a bit more training. on lighter news

"Some people just don't have a green thumb. When my son bill learned his friend was going to Home depot he asked, "would you pick up some tulip bulbs? I need to get some for my mom , "Sure," his friend responded" "How many watts"

ha ha ha <-- three laughs

When my friends marrige began to unravel my daughter had an interesting theory why,
" It purely psychological." my daughter said
" oh how so?" I asked
"Simple, hes psycho and shes logical"

Me guo aaron and karl were talkin about diarreah, and here some intersting facts that were shared.
It all began with a comic....mic..mic..ic

me: Well, ok so this dude goes out on a date right and he has explosive diarreah. So all of a sudden BOOOM he diarreahas.. and hes sitting right across from his date then hes like OMG let it soak in ..let it soak in..
Guo: Wait what. why didn't he just hold it
Me: EXPLOSIVE DIARREAH, anyways so hes like just let it soak in....soak in.... Then his dates like whats that smell? and hes all like it was prolly a waiter, dang them! why are they so incompetant!! Now he starts to panic and is like.. holy snap.. i need to create a diversion so i can go to the bathroom and take my pants off...
Guo: Wait what? i still don't get it why couldn't he hold it?!
Me: EXPLOSIVE DIARREAH anyways so then hes all like HOLY CRAD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS, and then he runs away.
Guo: WAit what?! why couldn't he hold it
me: have you ever gotton explosive diarreah!? trust me you can hold that shit.
Guo: You can hold it if you tried!
aaron: No its like one min to get to the bathroom
Guo: You could sing a song to help you hold it in
Me: yeah like what? Pump it-blackeyepeas!?
Guo: *chortles* no.. something like *singsongy tune* don't go to the bathroom on myself( dang yoh i forget what he sang but it was halarious) or like I need to go to the bathroom
me: ha.halmao
aaron: ONCE I HAD DIARREAH AND THE BATHROOM WAS LIKE A 20 MIN WALK, but I HELD IT *does nioce thing*
me:.........its nice to know that you have strong anus muscles.
AaronKarlGuo: XD

Aaron: i have dandruff
Me: would you like to hear the story of how AARON SAVED CHRISTMAS
aaron: no.
ME: WELl. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the yard there was no white not a speck in sight, Santa was up there going aLLL RIOTE!!! with no white on the ground i can't make my rounds tonight. THEN AARON JUMPED UP ON THE ROOF AND STARTED TO *makes lalalladsgdgihsifdnsd sound with my mouth* (aka shakes his head) MAKE THE WHITE FALL simply because he does not shower at all. THEN WHITE FELL AND CHRISTMAS WAS SAVED and poor santa went and slaved and slaved.
Guo: did you actully memorise that?
Me: improv foo
Greg: Aaron takes showers they just dont work.